A plain clothed police car
Carrying plain clothed policemen
Catching plain clothed criminals
For a plain clothed crime
In a plain clothed courtroom
A plain clothed jury
Gives a plain clothed verdict
And a plain clothed judge
Sends them to a plain clothed jail
Or maybe not?
Maybe they covered their tracks
And there wasn't enough evidence to bring them to trial
Or maybe the female jurors were won over
By a cheeky smile
Or maybe the judge, a woolly liberal M’Lord
Reduced their sentence because they were bored
Or sentenced them to community service
To cut the cost of jail
Not caring if the public sees this as a fail
The rich get fined while the poor are locked up
I wonder if there are statistics to back this theory up
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