Train

A poem from 2016

Note: to get the most from this, watch me perform it on YouTube...

*I was cheated by you and I think you know when

Do do do do do, la la la la la*

Oh, I love this song

So very jolly

Bouncy

*Mamma Mia! Here I go again!!

La la, do do do resist ya!*

(All aboard! Woo-oo woo!)

Oh that email!

Stupid woman

What’s wrong with her?

I try to be nice

and helpful and all

I get in return

is abuse! She gets on

my nerves when I

see her name in

my inbox I

Freeze and delay

Opening it

Dragging me down

To her level

Criticising

All that I do

Nasty words and

Crap attitude

How I wish I

Didn't have to

Deal with her pettiness

She should get her

Self sorted out

(Chug chug chug chug

Woo-oo woo!

Tccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

End station! Everybody out, please!

We hope you hated your journey

And now feel grumpy and irritated!

Please jump onto this thought train in future

Whenever you're feeling happy!)

Oh no, I missed the rest of the song….

That's my day ruined!