She’s a lifetime companion
Has the body of a child
A best friend and faithful lover
With you she’ll be wild
She’s strong and supportive
She’ll look after all your needs
A shapely, devout lady
She’ll give birth to all your seeds
She’s thirty years your junior
She’s loyal and she’s funny
She’ll take care of all the household chores
And will not steal your money
She’s girly and she’s feminine
Come over and get her now
She doesn’t speak a word of English
So you’ll never have a row
You’re her route out of poverty
She’ll show you gratitude
As you walk the streets together
You know what people will be thinking
Dirty old man!
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