Wednesday, 27 September 2017

Cacophony

A poem from 2017

OhMyGodShe’sSoCuteWeNeedOneOfThose!

I’ve bought some food items from TK Maxx
Then went to Waitrose
I need crayfish

I’m going on holiday soon
I have to get some dollars

*HighPitchedGirlIsTalkingTooFastIHaveNoClueWhatSheIsSaying*

*Baby Cries*

Yes, I know, that’s what I said

What a cute little doggie!

*sloppy kiss noise times 3*

*fast, excited, African language*

Just sit there and wait!

Goodbye, then

“Ticket number 461 go to Counter G, please!”
(Yes, that’s me!)

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