Mr Slime

A poem from 2017

Hello!

My name is Mr Slime

I'm very pleased to meet you!

Heaven must be missing an angel!

Your eyes as blue as the ocean, to look at you I'm lost at sea!

Etc etc, smile, letch

I like it that you giggle at my facile inanity

That shows you are just the very silly little girl for me!

I'm so lucky just to be

Just good friends with you

I'll stick to you like slimy, sticky super glue

I ingratiate, while u wait

While our eyes are fixed on one another

So beautiful, my little dear

Your every footstep leaves imprints of multicoloured, fragrant flowers on the ground

Yes, you like that, don't you?

You like having your tummy tickled with compliments

All the better to… yes, you get the idea

Can you really not see I'm insincere and only after one thing?

I can't believe you're so naïve

Well, all the better for me

My true intentions are plain to see

But I have blinded you with smiles and words and little gifts

A price worth paying, that's all I'm saying

Once I've satisfied my lust I'll break your trust into a million little pieces and move on very quickly

Adding you to the slimy trail of destruction I leave behind