Sunday, 9 April 2017

Inappropriate Use of the Horn

A poem from January 2017

You're pushing in front of a traffic queue
Inappropriate use of the horn
You're parking in a disabled bay but you're fighting fit
Inappropriate use of the horn
You're pulling out in front of another motorist
Inappropriate use of the horn?
You overtook without indicating
Inappropriate use of the horn
I had high hopes for you but you let me down
Inappropriate use of the horn
You gave me a funny look at the bar
Inappropriate use of the horn
You're new girlfriend is prettier than mine
Inappropriate use of the horn
You earn more than me and that's not fair
Inappropriate use of the horn
You like my brother better than me
Inappropriate use of the horn
Your football team just beat mine
Inappropriate use of the horn
Your politics are different from mine
Inappropriate use of the horn
You are a Nazi
You are abominable
You are disgusting
You are subhuman
I'm chronically angry
I'm permanently indignant
You deserve to die!
Beep!
Beep!!!
Beeeeeeepppppp!!!!!!!!!

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